On the Magic of a Blowjob and the Value of a Cunnilingus

 
On the Magic of a Blowjob and the Value of a Cunnilingus

Long live Monica!

A lot of people tend to take oral sex easily; they feel it's something unimportant, more akin to kisses than sex - while it can actually play a crucial part in a person's life; proofs are abundant.

Now let's move on to the most publicized blowjob of the 20th century, the story of Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky. It's a most remarkable story, for not only did it highlight the public attitude to oral sex, it also changed the general outlook on sexual freedom. Even though poor Monica was later stigmatized, insulted and humiliated, even though her life was ruined, she did get her moment of glory and made history. Her contribution is invaluable. Praised be Monica who has revealed to the world the true magic of a blowjob!

Imagine the US President, the most powerful person in the world, in the very heart of this potency, in the Oval Office of the White House... he was standing there with his pants down, he moaned, rolled his eyes, wiped the perspiration off his forehead and released his semen before re-buttoning his fly with a shaking hand and making yet another radio address to the nation. It is all about the magic of a blowjob. It is all about the agile tongue, lips and fingers of the lovely 23-year-old Lewinsky.

Bravo, Monica! Bravo! You have shown to all the women of the world that a blowjob can blow anyone's mind. You needn't be ashamed, Monica, you needn't feel sorry; your sacrifices were not in vain, for you served the cause of Love and behaved in a normal way, unlike those who were later peeking under your skirt and making a ridicule of the US President.

On the Magic of a Blowjob and the Value of a Cunnilingus

Let's forget about inhibitions

What's the outcome of all this? The outcome is quite amazing. There's nothing terrible, shameful or improper in a blowjob, it's a very natural thing. Still, Clinton narrowly escaped impeachment, not because he let a subordinate suck him at his workplace, but because he made a false statement that he didn't. After the initial outcry, protests subsided. No one blushes, no one talks about morals. Hillary, the wife of the transgressor, is now herself running for presidency, and no one's worried by the fact that someone once gave her husband a suck in the White House.

That means that there's nothing wrong about a blowjob, providing it is consensual. And since Hillary is going to be at least number two in the race for being American No. 1, we can say that the nation has voted for this attitude. I mean, morally. And since Americans believe themselves to be the elite of the human race, and Hollywood, in a way, shapes the international attitudes, it means green light to oral sex, ladies and gentlemen!

Please don't think that it's a gibe; neither do I try to humiliate anyone. God forbid. I fully respect Bill, Hillary and Monica, and USA is a great country. I'm just calling a spade a spade, I'm just considering various aspects of a blowjob.

Oral puritanism is downright dangerous

There aren't too many things that can make a stronger impression on a man than a blowjob. Bill Clinton is not unique. I know a lot of instructive stories about this issue.

My lawyer had a client whose empire collapsed because of a blowjob. I mean a financial empire. This very wealthy gentleman fell head over heels in love with a strip dancer who had given him a mind-blowing suck. It did blow his mind, he lost his mind. He had been married for many years, they were friends, partners and co-workers with his wife, they had three children, but she would never give him oral caresses. Then came that episode with the strip-dancer. It was followed by scandals, insults, disputes over property, bonds, trusts, real estate... The empire that took decades to build was collapsing fast. Things went from bad to worse, and it soon lost its former power. The burst was detonated by nothing but a blowjob.

On the Magic of a Blowjob and the Value of a Cunnilingus

I'm not going to search through history for the episodes when something burst or collapsed because of a cunnilingus, but I know one true story when a woman left her family for a Lesbian, having abandoned her husband with two kids, for the orgasms from cunnilingus completely changed her mentality. No one could have imagined that they would make such a difference. As for her husband, he was too squeamish for oral caresses. Of course, it's more of an exception, but what is exception and what is not?

Simple outcomes

I personally think that the woman's husband, same as the wife of the magnate and Hillary Clinton were all wrong. Equally wrong are all those people who detest oral sex, deprive their partners of it or feel prejudiced against it. Oral sex is a valuable aspect of our intimate life, it shouldn't be underestimated or neglected. Those who don't practice it not only deprive their partners of multiple pleasures, they also put the stability of their relationship at risk.

What are the outcomes, then? You will probably ask.

They are actually quite obvious. Learn the blowjob skills, master the art of cunnilingus, it's as important a qualification as good manners or good driving. If you feel you already have the right experience and can do it all, there's still a good reason to keep improving. We will go into it in the next article, "How to Sweep Your Partner off His Feet. 6 Tips for Those Who Love Oral Sex".

© Andrey Rider

All of this is described in detail in my book Oral Mischief Sex Calalogue, a catalogue of sex positions that includes 42 positions for oral sex and additional tips on related practicalities.

Look inside:

If you like my way of thinking or my style of writing in general, you might enjoy reading my novels, novellas, and short stories.

The MASK or the Formula of a Perfect WifeAntidepressant, NovellaLooking Through the Curtains series. Collection of erotic stories No. 1Looking Through the Curtains series. Collection of erotic stories No. 2Looking Through the Curtains series. Collection of erotic stories No. 3Looking Through the Curtains series. Collection of erotic stories No. 4

Comments

all rights reserved © andreyrider.com, 2017